just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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