i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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