Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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