Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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