He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
