i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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