Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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