Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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