In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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