so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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