I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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