We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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