are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
