we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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