is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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