no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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