Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Semen is not good for contacts.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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