Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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