He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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