I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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