Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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