It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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