I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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