she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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