Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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