Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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