with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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