We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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