Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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