just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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