"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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