your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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