Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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