Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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