I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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