But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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