i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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