playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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