I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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