He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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