Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
