I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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