I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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