speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
the day after is always just damage control
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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