I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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