What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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