check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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