It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
