i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
ok first of all what the fuck
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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