i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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