So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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